You disgust me. You brag about your -must I say- 'prestigious' lives when they're not so glam after all. Kepo!
Scene 1 : A girl gets up from bed ever so frantic that she must take a picture of her 'groomed' messy hair (the in thing, nowadays. THE messy hair)
the 'in' thing, konon!
Scene 2 : After showering, puts on make-up immediately and dresses in the skimpiest 'baju rumah' to post on facebook. Sometimes she accidentally forgot to put on clothes, she camwhores and the aftermath : the nipple slip. She becomes so elated after 1000000000000 pictures were uploaded.
You know you like it.
OH MAI.
Scene 3 : Takes SLR camera and pouts like there's no tomorrow.
What she said.
And you'd go, 'OMG OMG, EDWARD CULLEN!' faints*
DIE FOOLS!
Okay, so you post pictures of your ugly dickface and boast about your fucking SLR camera, THE Canon D600, EOS450D! Show off kau, lai? HELLO! You don't have to post a picture of your brand new, lustrous, polished, coruscating single-lens reflex camera (bet you didn't know what SLR stands for, BODOH) by taking a picture of it using another goddamn camera! You're still gonna suck at photography, anyway. You know lah, typical Bruneians.
Another thing, photo manipulation! You fucking photoshopped your face beyond recognition.
Like, 'SIAO, this cha bo so pretty can! So kawaii again, eh wait chinese got big eyes meh? Eyelashes so looooong, impossible you know. Usually gundul what. Me confused.'
Or, 'GILA BAIE, lawa jua chicx ani. Bukan nya Si (insert name) kan ni? Tadi ku liat inda jua basar susu nya ah, ani macam WOW. Karas yo!'
THE WONDERS OF ADOBE PHOTOSHOP!
So desperate of perfection trying to crop off the gigantic pimple from your pig-like nose. Don't go fooling yourself, mua mu macam babi. Deal with it!
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